she wasn't talking about the kind that fall from trees

bathroom conversation a few days ago:
maggie: daddy, what's that?
chad: uh... um... those are... um... nuts.
maggie: nuts? do i have nuts?
chad: no. only boys have nuts.
maggie: oooh, gabriel has nuts?
chad: yes.
maggie: yay daddy! you peed. you get an m&m!

this morning while chad was getting ready to leave for work:
chad: do you know where i'm going today? boston!
maggie: someday i'll go to boston! and when i'm a boy, i'll have nuts!